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    Comedian Wyatt Cenac Drinks Mint Juleps, Is Sorry He Doesn’t Eat More Vegetables →

    cloudsinmyeyes:

    Saturday was the Kentucky Derby, and even though I had a mint julep before, I didn’t watch the Derby. Instead I watched the Manny Pacquiao fight with my friends, Donwill, Che Grand, and Danny Glover. He’s not the guy from Lethal Weapon, but he is a firefighter, who is also an actor, who is also a black guy named Danny Glover. I could just say “my friend Danny,” but it’s way more fun to say, Oh, my friend Danny Glover is calling me, so people are like “Danny Glover the actor?” No, Danny Glover the firefighter.”

    Source: cloudsinmyeyes

  2.   (Guys! Sorry! There has been a very good reason as to why I have been so absent lately. Maybe I will come back. Maybe I will not? Who knows. I don’t know, it’s not like it’s hurting anything to keep this on your reader, amirite.)

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    (Guys! Sorry! There has been a very good reason as to why I have been so absent lately. Maybe I will come back. Maybe I will not? Who knows. I don’t know, it’s not like it’s hurting anything to keep this on your reader, amirite.)

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    John Oliver has a massive ego.

  5.   battymadford:

This item of deliciousness needs to be re-blobbed. <3

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    battymadford:

    This item of deliciousness needs to be re-blobbed. <3

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    lucymcclane:

    “WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK! A monkey could say it!”

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  7.   luckycharmsandspecialdrink:

I found this on the wikipedia page for Bromance. Good times.

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    luckycharmsandspecialdrink:

    I found this on the wikipedia page for Bromance. Good times.

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    shine all your light over me.: Jason Jones To Co-Star In CBS Comedy Pilot 'The Assistants' →

    thedailymusings:

    The Daily Show correspondent Jason Jones is set to co-star opposite Heather Locklear in CBS’ comedy pilot The Assistants, a Tucker Cawley-written ensemble about the assistants who work for a celebrity, Ali (Heather Locklear), and her younger hunky husband Gale (Jones) who lives in her shadow….

    Jason, please don’t leave TDS. :/

    Source: brilliantbutton

  9.   vainismymiddlename:

Y U NOT MAH BOYFRIEN’ YET?!

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    vainismymiddlename:

    Y U NOT MAH BOYFRIEN’ YET?!

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